{"id":80,"date":"2016-06-25T03:04:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-25T03:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mtls.wpcenter.io\/staging\/?p=80"},"modified":"2026-10-14T16:03:16","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T16:03:16","slug":"poetry-george-elliott-clarke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/poetry-george-elliott-clarke\/","title":{"rendered":"George Elliott Clarke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I &#8211; Book of Ruth<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Famine devastated Israel\u2014<br>\ndespite the Peace, Order, and Good Government<br>\nthe Judges had conjured up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. (Famine is a sanitizing sewer:<br>\nIt\u2019s as scouring as a waterfall,<br>\nbut as scourging as poison gas.<br>\nUseless is Hunger.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. So, some somebody of Bethlehem<br>\nexited, with his helpmate and two boys,<br>\nseeking the greenery and Fertility of Mob\u2014<br>\nthat sugary geography,<br>\nyielding white honey, white milk, white wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. This sojourner (pilgrim) was Miles;<br>\nhis wife, Naomi;<br>\nand their sons were Mileage and Chili.<br>\nThis petite tribe put down stakes in Mob,<br>\nhoping, \u201cGrass, ruminated over,<br>\nalways wells up milk and\/or honey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. But, evilly, Miles dropped dead.<br>\n(Dude was an ephemeral patriarch,<br>\na vaporous archetype.)<br>\nNaomi was suddenly a single mom<br>\nto two restless, healthy swains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Once big, Mileage wed Oprah<br>\nand Chili took Ruth.<br>\nThey loved happily\u2014a decade\u2014in Mob.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. Then, sorry news ancora:<br>\nMileage and Chili expired.<br>\nNaomi was now a childless widow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8. Three hubbies had proven as short-lived<br>\nas dethroned dictators.<br>\nAll gone into graves as hollow as sepulchres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9. Their corpses were blackened,<br>\nacrid like night,<br>\nstaring down Sahara sands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10. Naomi felt she was like a paintbrush\u2014<br>\nsplayed, frayed, splintering:<br>\nReady to be trashed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">11. Time to quit the posthumous barbed-wire,<br>\nthe thorny thickets:<br>\nA threesome of dead gents had turned pastures<br>\ninto brambled graveyards.<br>\nZephyrs had gone noxious<br>\nas bellies had gone nauseous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">12. Naomi told her widowed daughters-in-law\u2014<br>\nOprah and Ruth\u2014<br>\nshe\u2019d quit Mob and go to Israel,<br>\nand line up for the homeless dole\u2014<br>\ndaily dollop\u2014<br>\nof manna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">13. The three widows\u2014kin by marriage,<br>\nbut not by blood\u2014<br>\norganized Naomi\u2019s travel (back) to Israel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">14. Next, Naomi advised Oprah and Ruth,<br>\n\u201cEach of yas now return to thy mamas,<br>\nwho ought ta be gracious to yas,<br>\nfor having husbanded our dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">15. \u201cMay yas both be welcomed<br>\nby your dead mammies\u2019 fam-lees.\u201d<br>\nShe kissed em both, to say<br>\n\u201cFare-thee-well.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">16. Naomi meant to drag em down<br>\nby their eyes\u2014<br>\nthese hardship blondes;<br>\nthese hard-done-by,<br>\nhard-lookin bimbos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">17. Ruth and Oprah wept.<br>\nThey protested:<br>\n\u201cWe wanna stay by you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>\n&nbsp;<br>\n18. Naomi nodded No:<br>\n\u201cLookit: I got no more sons in my womb.<br>\nZilch! I can\u2019t give you more husbands\u2014<br>\nguys to care tenderly for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">19. \u201cLeave now, beloved sisters of Grief,<br>\nO sad-eyed daughters of Despair!<br>\nI say again: I\u2019m too old to remarry.<br>\nI\u2019m too old to breed anew;<br>\ntoo old to suckle babes.<br>\nI can give you no more husbands!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">20. \u201cBesides, even if I could, via God,<br>\nfind my womb wet, my tits wet,<br>\nand I could conceive, birth, and suckle twins<br>\n(like the wolf did Romulus and Remus),<br>\nhow could ya both tarry with me,<br>\nplaying kiddy games with my boys,<br>\ntil they were old enough to know themselves men<br>\n(say, by age 16),<br>\nwith desire to wed, bed, and breed<br>\n(not necessarily in that order),<br>\nand then pray successfully<br>\nthat they\u2019d choose ya both as brides\u2014<br>\nMILFs\uf02a\u2014<br>\nand not next-door, snotty, precocious teen tarts?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">21. Oprah and Ruth wept a deluge now.<br>\n(But Naomi speaketh simple truth, Ruth.\uf02a)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">22. Quickly, Oprah packed a knapsack<br>\nto quit the sterile widow,<br>\nsnatch up a sugar daddy somewhere:<br>\nShe was still nubile, fuckable.<br>\nWhy go hungry?<br>\nWhy be lonesome?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">23. She sang: \u201cI\u2019s gone.\u201d<br>\nHer tone was horse-ass-high, horse-head-haughty.<br>\nSo went the down-n-dirty hotty,<br>\nswishin her bustled bum-bum,<br>\nher tight-ass bum-bum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">24. But Ruth clutched Naomi tighter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">25. Naomi shoved Ruth off\u2014<br>\nheld her at arm\u2019s length,<br>\nsaid, \u201cTut, tut, dovey!<br>\nOprah\u2019s willing to own<br>\nher Destiny:<br>\nWhy doncha follow her?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">26. \u201cI\u2019m like a rainbow\u2014halved\u2014<br>\nlike assets in a divorce.<br>\nWorse: I got nothing!<br>\nI\u2019m zero in total,<br>\nin fine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">27. Ruth negativized this summation:<br>\n\u201cWhatever you\u2019ll eat, I\u2019ll eat.<br>\nWherever you\u2019ll eat, I\u2019ll eat.<br>\nIf you starve, I starve.<br>\nWherever you\u2019ll sleep, I\u2019ll sleep.<br>\nIf you camp under trees,<br>\nand rain or dew needle thy face,<br>\nmy face will be just as wet.<br>\nThy God is now my God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">28. \u201cWhere thou diest, Naomi,<br>\nthere diest I.<br>\nWhere thou art buried, or burnt,<br>\nor flung,<br>\nso must I be interred, or torched,<br>\nor hurled.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">29. Realizin that Ruth won\u2019t be shaken off,<br>\nNaomi quit agitatin for a solo sojourn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">30. The pair trod desert to Bethlehem,<br>\nwhere, astonished were the citizenry,<br>\nasking,<br>\n\u201cArt thou truly Naomi\u2014<br>\nHusbandless, sonless, homeless, penniless?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">31. Naomi arrested such Denunciation,<br>\nsuch implicit Scorn,<br>\nby stressing that an evil, tireless wind,<br>\na tiresome wind,<br>\nhad blown down all her blessings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">32. \u201cJeez,\u201d said Naomi:<br>\n\u201cDon\u2019t call me \u2018Naomi\u2019 evermore!<br>\nCall me Mara\u2014bitter\u2014<br>\nbecause the Lord hath crushed out<br>\nall my sweetness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">33. \u201cI\u2019m the victim of a Conspiracy<br>\nas evil as a spider\u2019s\u2014<br>\nas diabolical as what entrapped Job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">34. \u201cDay after day, no one sees the sun spying.<br>\nAnd the moon, rising in China,<br>\ndoesn\u2019t hear my Israeli sobs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">35. \u201cI once had Plenitude\u2014<br>\nenough for an Eternity.<br>\nBut God\u2019s planed me down to Destitution,<br>\nand my double-lineage is dead\u2014<br>\nGenealogy buried under Geology:<br>\nMy sons are two headstones.<br>\nMy husband\u2019s but a third.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">36. This acrid homecoming occurred, ironically,<br>\nat harvest\u2014<br>\nfor barley from surrounding fields<br>\nwas being weighed and priced<br>\nand scooped for sale;<br>\nor it was being sacked and stored;<br>\nto be kept or bartered in Bethlehem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Waterford (Ontario) 12 avril \/ Nisan<br>\n&amp; Black Friday the 13th aprile mmxviii<br>\n&amp; Buffalo (New York) Friday the 13th April mmxviii]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>\n&nbsp;<br>\nIV\u2014The Book of Ruth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Rambunctious emotions roiled<br>\nBoss\u2019s blood.<br>\nAs if sanctimonious, he\u2019d consult elders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. He cat-whistled compiled the Kaffeeklatsch<br>\nof 10 oligarchs,<br>\nspat, \u201cSit yo brown duffs down!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Boss brought up Naomi\u2019s current tender<br>\nof nice parcels of arable property,<br>\nthe profit intended to be her pension<br>\nand her daughter-in-law\u2019s support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Boss argued that to buy from Naomi,<br>\none must also buy from Ruth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. \u201cY\u2019all gotta make the grand purchase,<br>\nfor Ruth, outta Mob, is wifed to our dead kin,<br>\nand his inheritance will be void, otherwise.<br>\nHow else to resuscitate his name?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. But Boss\u2019s kinsmen\u2014<br>\nthis petty bourgeoisie\u2014<br>\nwere let-downs:<br>\n\u201cNo can do.\u201d<br>\n\u201cAin\u2019t got the cash-on-hand!\u201d<br>\n\u201cWe\u2019re NSF.\uf02a Thou art S.O.L.\u201d\uf02a<br>\n\u201cYou\u2019re solo, Padrino.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. (In these ancient times in Israel,<br>\nto affirm a pledge re: money matters,<br>\na man had to pluck off his shoe<br>\nand hand it to a neighbour.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8. Now the kinsmen\u2014not cash-rich enough<br>\nto do the doubled-up, real-estate deal,<br>\neach plucked off one shoe\u2014<br>\n(a motley mismatch of lefts, rights,<br>\nsandals, brogues, sneakers, flip-flops,<br>\nin leather or canvas\uf02a)\u2014<br>\nand planted it in a general pile,<br>\nall to affirm their collective view<br>\nthat Boss should outlay the cash<br>\nto the two widows,<br>\nto grow his plantation exponentially.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9. They recognized that Boss\u2019 chess pieces,<br>\nso to speak,<br>\nwere bulls\u2014<br>\nnot mere horses, mere pawns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10. Boss assented:<br>\n\u201cY\u2019all now witness that I\u2019ll buy up<br>\nNaomi\u2019s lands.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">11. And he added (so slick):<br>\n\u201cBut not only am I collecting Ruth\u2019s share,<br>\nI\u2019m annexing her\u2014<br>\nMileage\u2019s widow\u2014<br>\nto wife me and so preserve<br>\nher dead husband\u2019s legacy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">12. The kinsmen shouted, \u201cHurrah!<br>\n(The roar sounded like buzzing\u2014<br>\nall those huzzas.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">13. \u201cWe\u2019re witnesses to this agreement.<br>\nMay Ruth be wholly beneficial for Israel<br>\nand become famous in Bethlehem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">14. \u201cAnd let thy household multiply<br>\nlike the household of Parvez<br>\n(whom Tamar bore for Judah),<br>\nonce you breed Ruth,<br>\nfor she be a basket of seeds:<br>\nTo be pampered.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">15. (Here be the intersection of sex<br>\nand property interests.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">16. So Boss took Ruth as his\u2014<br>\nhis sweet, comely, syrupy cuntella.<br>\nTo drape her snowy bust<br>\nwith gold necklaces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">17. Their lovin occurred amid<br>\nan inferno of green\u2014<br>\na volcanic eruption<br>\nof green-sheathed ears of gold corn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">18. (After the green bed of the fields,<br>\nthere were black fragrances of rum<br>\nand chocolate.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">19. Each kiss was a guzzle\u2014<br>\na festive gulp\u2014of tongue.<br>\nTheir kisses were a happy guttling,<br>\nseemingly, of flesh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">20. Ruth\u2019s knees stirrup\u2019d her hubby\u2019s thighs.<br>\nAs her belle-chose scaled up his beam,<br>\nthen plunged down,<br>\nrepetitively,<br>\nBoss feared his brain was truncated:<br>\nHe was so delirious due to that joint crotch<br>\nwhere Carnality fluxed, pulsed, throbbed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">21. (Padrone\u2019s \u201cstable\u201d saw less [rough] usage:<br>\nRuth was pleased to feel her new hubby\u2019s snipe,<br>\nwiping, swabbing, to and fro in her honey.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">22. And thus was Ruth\u2019s hungered cunny<br>\nnightly plungered and watered and refreshed,<br>\nso that soon flooded forth Boss\u2019s son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">23. And all the women praised Naomi,<br>\ndeclaring, \u201cThe Lord hath blessed thee,<br>\nand now thou shalt have descendants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">24. \u201cAnd Ruth\u2019s son will be as good to you<br>\nin sickness and in old age\u2014<br>\nas if you\u2019d borne the boy thyself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">25. Her childless want now terminated,<br>\nNaomi saw her breasts suddenly enhanced,<br>\nmiraculously recharged, refloated,<br>\nbloated beautifully with milk,<br>\nand she suckled the newborn infant<br>\nso much she felt again like fucking<br>\nall the time, incessantly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">26. Widowed kinsmen began to pay<br>\nNaomi visits, ringing her bell and bringing gold<br>\nor myrrh or pearls or handsome cuts of lamb.<br>\nNice was it to curl up with one of the fellas,<br>\nnow and then, with the lights out,<br>\nand Privacy and Discretion assured.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">27. As for the boy babe,<br>\nNaomi loved even his smelly blushing<br>\nwhen he made caca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">28. And the neighbor women named the child,<br>\n\u201cObadiah Loving,\u201d<br>\nand they considered him Naomi\u2019s son,<br>\nwho\u2019d later father Jesse,<br>\nwho, in turn,<br>\nbegat David.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Halifax (Nova Scotia) 28-29 abril \/ Nisan mmxviii]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>\n&nbsp;<br>\nIII\u2014The Book of Ezra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Dawned the 7th month:<br>\nEx-Babylon, all Israelis were again urbanites,<br>\nand communally held cattle, mules,<br>\nall vital wares and tools,<br>\nand even the peculiar estates<br>\nkept up by singers, poets, and \u201clucky bastoods\u201d<br>\n(the dynamic detritus of scrota).<br>\nAll were ready now to crush rock<br>\nand dent stone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. A crown is just a gutted hat, eh?<br>\nBut Jeshua got to sport one,<br>\nin tandem with Zero<br>\n(both blessed by a posse of priests),<br>\nby arranging for the ochre-coloured stones<br>\nto be employed in engineering God\u2019s Altar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. (The sounds of the stones being trundled,<br>\ncut, rolled, pushed, and crowbarred or bashed<br>\ninto place,<br>\nexecuted a sort of sloppy be-bop.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Once the Altar was ready,<br>\nJews served up blackened meats\u2014<br>\neven birds\u2019 bitter, ground-down bones\u2014<br>\nto please God\u2019s nostrils<br>\nand keep His alliance versus the heathen tribes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. Cleavers broached chickens\u2019 necks;<br>\nsteam squeaked and squealed outta kettles;<br>\nsneaky hammers slapped into calves\u2019 brains:<br>\nThus, the tabernacular feasts got kept\u2014<br>\nthe burnt offerings set out\u2014<br>\nmorning and night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Incessant were the dishes\u2014<br>\npresented on new moons and other holy days,<br>\namid the comic menstruation<br>\nof slain poultry, cattle,<br>\nin the dinning, braying, bleating, roaring Butchery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. From Day 1 of the 7th month,<br>\nmeats got seared and scorched and charred\u2014<br>\nto induce God to respect Israelites\u2019 murmurs.<br>\nYet, the Temple was still more a blueprint<br>\nthan it was even a basement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8. Masons got handed coins; carpenters pawed cash;<br>\nthe proletariat got furnished hors\u2019doeuvres<br>\noff the snack trucks\u2014<br>\nwine, sandwiches, milk, honey, beer.<br>\nMeanwhile, Lebanon\u2019s cedars got lopped,<br>\nlogged, to be sculpted up in Jerusalem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9. One year after the return to Jerusalem\u2014<br>\ni.e., in the 3rd month of the 2nd year\u2014<br>\nJeshua and Zero appointed the Levites<br>\nto oversee construction<br>\nand the crafting,<br>\nthus directing the gallant, God-enchanted\u2014<br>\nnever famished workers\u2014<br>\nwhom, despite being so well-victual\u2019d,<br>\nstill let wine and beer leak down their throats<br>\nin unholy draughts\u2014<br>\nwithout ever letting up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10. The people\u2014priests, stone-cutters,<br>\naxe-men, carvers, blacksmiths, poets, vintners,<br>\nbutchers, cooks, bee-keepers, shepherds,<br>\nsingers, milkmaids, wet-nurses, medicine men,<br>\net cetera\u2014<br>\ntoiled\u2014<br>\nespecially those muscular, hefty, bearded,<br>\nbrawny, beefy, and virile\u2014<br>\nor Amazonian or Juno-like.<br>\nNowhere was any dishonourable sweat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">11. The Temple foundation laid,<br>\npriests dressed up with trumpets;<br>\nthe Levites\u2019 fists bashed cymbals:<br>\nPaeans to God\u2014no caw-caw of blues\u2014<br>\nrose cantankerous, brash, into the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">12. Voices spurted, blurted, song\u2014<br>\nto appeal to God for constant Joy<br>\nand to ballyhoo the Temple construction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">13. Seeing the new foundation dug and concretized,<br>\nthe elders, recalling the original Temple,<br>\nfelt Emotion well up in their throats<br>\nand spill from their eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">14. Like two streams conjoining<br>\nin a slippery ditch,<br>\nweeping mixed with boomeranging shouts,<br>\nas Celebration reverberated\u2014<br>\nas if the Temple stones, set in place,<br>\nrepresented a cargo ferrying Rebellion\u2014<br>\na Lego-block Trojan Horse (so to speak)\u2014<br>\nnow canting against years of furious,<br>\nrapacious, cannibalistic, and dirty, filthy,<br>\nAssyrian-Babylonian Imperialism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[BDL\u2014Windsor Locks (Connecticut) 3 mars mmxviii]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">VIII\u2014The Book of Ezra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Paternity is a question of Maternity (always);<br>\nbut the following rabble accompanied me,<br>\nEzra, as we exited Babylon:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. 1,496 grumbling scoundrels\u2014<br>\nsome as cunning as butchers<br>\nor barbers\u2014<br>\nand all dudes\u2014as if ladies don\u2019t count.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. At that river that runs\u2014<br>\nlike a gilded ditch\u2014<br>\nto Agawa,<br>\nbirds blundered down from the thundering sky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. I gathered the teachers, the poets:<br>\nI sent em to seek out Edouardo,<br>\nil duce of Casablanca,<br>\nto tell im to cull the best servants<br>\nand ship to Jerusalem to serve<br>\nat the Tempio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. I wanted the Solomon, the Confucius,<br>\nthe Jefferson\u2014these types of thoughtful governors\u2014<br>\nas servants in the Tempio.<br>\nOmit any opioid-addled imbeciles!<br>\nMen of insight\u2014solely\u2014for the Ministry!<br>\nAbcedarians: Prosaic, sobre, sombre!<br>\nNo one cooking up greasy, sugary, fatty,<br>\ncheesy, salty, or buttery verses!<br>\nNo psychopaths or sycophants!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Choice profs, designated by name.<br>\nMen of bons mots and bon sang.<br>\nGood breeding and good heads.<br>\nNo bastoods!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. By the River Agawa, I told all to fast.<br>\nWe should travel with God\u2019s Grace,<br>\navoid obstacles, hindrances,<br>\nand hazard no bellicose periplum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8. Perhaps I should\u2019ve hired on a few<br>\nof King Tax\u2019s troops as a Secret Service detail;<br>\nemployed a few guys as callous as are muscles.<br>\nBut I\u2019d said that God\u2019s Protection was enough<br>\n(\u201ca virtual bombshell gainst our enemies\u201d)\u2014<br>\nand I couldn\u2019t retract the sentiment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9. So, we prayed for God\u2019s Protection,<br>\nand we fasted.<br>\nI believe that God gave us His Assurance.<br>\nWe\u2019d not end up as caca\u2014<br>\nlike any spontaneously aborted fetus.<br>\nNor feed hungry bullets!<br>\nNor fall to insects matured to monsters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10. I selected 12 priests, 12 aides,<br>\nand weighed out pounds<br>\n(in \u00a3 sterling)<br>\nof copper, silver, gold\u2014<br>\nall to be poured into the Tempio\u2014<br>\nand gave the guys \u00a3650 of silver<br>\nand silverware,<br>\nplus \u00a3100 of copper<br>\nand \u00a3100 of gold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">11. I added also 20 gold bowls<br>\n(reborn from sun-dials)<br>\nworth \u00a31000,<br>\nand two candle-holders of bronze<br>\nas lustrous as gold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">12. I told my clerical secretariat,<br>\n\u201cThou art holy in God\u2019s sight,<br>\nas are the clusters of precious metals<br>\ngiven into thy stewardship,<br>\nbut consigned to God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">13. \u201cWatch over\u2014preserve\u2014these treasures<br>\nand weigh all carefully before the Temple<br>\ncongregation at Jerusalem.<br>\nAny discrepancy in amounts\u2014<br>\nbetween now and then\u2014<br>\nwill be considered red-handed Theft<br>\nand there\u2019ll soon be footage<br>\nof thy heads tumbling off thy shoulders.<br>\nBest hear me! See?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">14. And so the 24 got outfitted<br>\nwith their weighed and weighty cargo\u2014<br>\nthe shiny filing of the caravan\u2014<br>\nand then they disappeared,<br>\ndwindling into the horizon,<br>\ntoward Jersualem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">15. Then the remainder of our number,<br>\non the 12th of Nisan<br>\n(aprile or pluvi\u00f4se),<br>\nleft the Agawa River Canyon,<br>\nbound also for Jerusalem.<br>\nBut heathen foes\u2014those unbridled sewers\u2014<br>\nthat hoard (or horde) of dung\u2014<br>\nawaited us in ambush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">16. But God smacked em down as easy<br>\nas if each were a spineless horsefly.<br>\n(Decay they now in fathomless dirt.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">17. Reached Jerusalem. 3-day march.<br>\nRested 3 days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">18. On Day 4, we laid out the treasure cargo<br>\nin the Tempio.<br>\nIt was an encircling spillage,<br>\nand each item got weighed<br>\nas light shot from the gleaming metals,<br>\nirradiating the chamber.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">19. Once exiles, but now liberated<br>\nfrom Slavery,<br>\nwe now offered God our burnt trophies:<br>\n12 bulls, 96 rams, 77 lambs, and 12 goats.<br>\nButchers stood game to cut throats,<br>\nwhile chefs turned arsonists<br>\nat fireplaces.<br>\nThe day was literally \u201cslash-and-burn\u201d!<br>\nTemporarily, the Tempio seemed<br>\nan alabaster abbatoir,<br>\nan uncontainable charnel house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">20. Now was the time for me to deliver<br>\nthe Diktats of King Tax<br>\nto the provincial governors beyond the river.<br>\nAnd no grudging \u201casphyxiation\u201d<br>\nin the telling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[Nanaimo (British Columbia)<br>\n5-6 Nisan \/avril mmxviii]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Enoch 4: 1-18<\/strong><br \/>\nGod sculpted wenches way too well:<br \/>\nThus, even superior angels fell,<br \/>\nbrawling to inseminate<br \/>\nbeauties, and brats cultivate.<\/p>\n<p>Fast, they tutored Eve in Venus guile\u2014<br \/>\nthe tricks of mirrors, chimes, face-paints,<br \/>\nand how to tinkle to act arousing,<br \/>\nand how to bewitch, twitch, switch, and sway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3703,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4141,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/4141"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mtls.ca\/issue24\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}